Me and McDonald’s have a love/hate relationship, I love to hate their drive thru workers and Ronald hates my love of burgers without cheese. If cheese could kill me I’d be a damn millionaire because I would’ve sued Mickey Ds long ago. For some reason Ronald decides to hire the dumbest mafuckas alive to [...]
GOTHAM NEWS – Black officer killed by white officer…
Anyone whose been keeping up with this site already knows my disdain for cops …it’s not that I don’t understand that there job is one that has to be done but it isn’t the cops (cops do their jobs w/ no b.s attached), it’s the stank ass pigs that stink up the pin (is [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Man arrested for demanding 30 bucks in exchange for stolen phone…
I remember when I was younger hearing of this story about this girl, Autumn Jackson, trying to hustle, wait…gotta use the super official word…’EXTORT’…40 Million dollars from Bill “MyGenerationIsBest” Cosby by claiming to be his daughter out of wedlock. Yeah, theCo$bo was playing Pin My Tail On Her Donkey while married, admitting to having [...]
GOTHAM NEWS – 29 year old man has 21 kids…
At least once every coupla months I find myself faced with a hard decision, a decision that honestly takes me hours to figure out which way to go, because it’s outcome is really important to my livelihood….
For my cats out there that take their sex as seriously as I do, they know the plight we [...]
GOTHAM NEWS- 78 yr old woman beats the crap out of 84 year old husband….
Trends, or better yet fads, are the driving force of the media’s chokehold on society. Aite, maybe not the driving force, but they’re definitely much more than just a fart on the highway. When a trend explodes on the mainstream, it cannot be denied and once the media start publicizing it, it cannot be [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Alaskan Sex Offender wins raffle from Abuse Victim Charity….
Alaska, Alaska, Alaska. I swear before the Republican Party infected the country with Palin the only thing I thought of when thinking of Alaska was Eskimos, Polar Bears, Vampires and Santa Claus….yes in that order. A very close minded thing to say, but hey, at least I’m admitting my ignorance…now if only the country [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Connecticut Man’s dying lotto ticket wins 10M for widow…
Old people are taking losses left and right. From the Morgan Freeman accident leading up to the huge huge John “He’s Too Old To Be President” Mccain loss, to this…
and don’t forget…
It seems like Old People just can’t get the W with wrinkles in tact. Hell [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: 12-year-old Arizona boy guilty in mom’s shooting
Eminem is one of my favorite rappers, one of the hugest selling points for him as a rapper is his story growing up in a house with an abusive mother. I use to listen to the song “Cleaning Out My Closet” whenever my Moms or Grandmoms pissed me off, and I [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Public Service Announcement from NEYO
Well looks like people done pissed Neyo off….Credit to Illseed @ Allhiphop.com…
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One rule of being a gentleman is to keep your cool and composure at all cost, but right about now I gotta loosen up this tie and take off this expensive suit jacket and talk to the people for a minute. The haters especially.
Pardon [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Scientists find that true love IS real
I commend any couple that has the audacity and the fortitude to climb aboard a Relation Ship together and test the waters and storms of love. Now while I do believe that love is real and possible if you find someone you click with (and I’m not saying “THE ONE”, I’m saying ‘A ONE [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: CRAZY ONE EYED INMATE EATS OTHER EYE
Ok, let’s play a game…
I’m going to say (or type, rather) something that this Gary Coleman looking man(?) did….
….and you’re going to tell me if his behavior should be considered normal or crazy. Easy game right?
: Mmmmkay, I’m trying to grasp something here, how will you know what people’s answers are? Hmmm?
The best part about [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Pope demands ban on crucified frog art
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, and whosoever believed in him shall not perish but have everlasting life” —John 3:16
The way the Bible tells it, the world was sooo horrible that God had had enough of burning bushes and turning lakes into period juice, and instead decided to [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Gas prices too high for Diddy…
For those of you wondering how gas prices affect the rich, Diddy is here to show you his pain…
With Poverty, Unemployment, bullshit city destroying natural disasters and my ass not being signed being at an all time high….I can say out of all this….Diddy’s pain has GOT to be the most [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Yung Berg gets his ass beat and chain snatched!
This should be the Featured Funny for the week, FAREAL….just a few weeks ago Yung Berg was running his mouth about not liking “darkbutts” and now karma has put her dark skinned foot up his ass and down his throat with one leg…
GOTHAM NEWS: One legged prostitute found dead…
Mannn, you can’t make this shit up, the world makes me happy, I swear, because laughing at it helps me get through life’s dramas…..like this story, a one legged prostitute gets killed because the dude knocked her out of her wheel chair and her one legged ass busted her dome ona wall….it isn’t suppose [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Man eaten while trying to get blessings from crocodile…
Religion is the touchiest subject that can come up in any conversation when people are really honest. I say ‘when people are really honest’, because most people don’t say what’s truly on their mind’s regarding the subject, even the most like minded people hide certain thoughts and feelings regarding their faith for fear of being [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Faith Evans releasing a tell-all autobiography…
The hugest beef to ever happen in hip hop is without a doubt the Tupac -vs- Biggie fued, the ramifications of it were too great for anything else to ever compare….I guess until the East Coast -vs- The South beef pops off, but hopefully that waste of life never happends.
The key players in the Pac n Biggie beef, aside from [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Man wishes to remain standing, even in death…
After reading this story I couldn’t help but respect dude’s wishes, like I’ve only been to a couple of funerals, and like anybody else at times I imagine what my funeral is going to be like, how many people are going to care to show up, what will my legacy be and even moreso how [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Old man arrested for growing weed in his tires..
dI remember back when I was little gas use to cost like $0.98. Well when my grandfather was young gas was a nickel…imagine that shit, a nickel…as time goes by change is a chameleon that we can feel but can’t see. Well, most of us can’t see it, the ones of us that can end [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Beyonce, Mariah, Rihanna, Sheryl Crow, Mary J. Blige, Fergie and more STAND UP against Cancer
OLooks like everybody is getting a case of the DJ Khaled’s, but this posse cut is actually for something of substance. USATODAY reports that Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Miley Cyrus, Melissa Etheridge, Ashanti, Natasha Bedingfield, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Leona Lewis, LeAnn Rimes and Carrie Underwood have all come together [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Disney forces Spike Lee to end beef with Clint Eastwood…
When it comes to the Oscars, Spike Lee has been getting shitted on for years. It’s crazy that such a well known and respect name like SPIKE LEE has yet to get the real props that he deserves. Maybe he’s just too black for the Oscars….no, that isn’t a maybe….SPIKE LEE IS TOO BLACK FOR [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: College presidents urge government to lower drinking age…
This is a drunk 18 year old:
This is a drunk 21 year old:
Difference?
THREE THINGS THAT I’VE WONDERED FOR THE LONGEST:
: Why the fuck do men have nipples?
: How the fuck do they make boneless chicken, boneless?
: Why the fuck can I buy cigarettes at 18, join [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Whale thinks boat is MOM
I’ve got family members who are adopted and I’ve always wondered what’s it like to be adopted, even though in a way me not knowing my real father leaves me with some of the same questions adopted people tend to want to know.
“What do they look like?” “Do my parents share my habits?” “Was [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Olympic Gold Medalist rocks with WEEZY
That joint “I’m Me” by Lil Wayne was the original intro for The Carter III, at first I was mad because he had this line “Fuck em, fuck em, fuck em even if they celibate!”, which was the exact line I had on this song I was featured on about a [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Man gets shot in the head, and drives himself to the hospital…
After reading this report about an unnamed 25 year old Australian man that was shot for apparently no reason in the back of the head, only to get up, I repeat GET UP after being shot in the head and drive himself all the way to the hospital, check himself in, showed proof of insurance and [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Teacher under investigation for trading “A”s for breasts…
I remember when I was in highschool there were like 2 or 3 stories that had surfaced in the news with a woman teacher getting arrested for “molesting” male students. Now I KNOW that I’m not the only guy that felt that if one of my sexy teachers wanted to get it popping in the break room [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Man arrested for standing too close to his bride…
…PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: It’s no secret if you’ve been keeping up with this blog that I’ve had quite a few screwed up run-ins with the law, a few too many for this 22 year old black man to take in without being biased against any screwed up thing a pig does….Not all cop are pigs, [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Women paying 200 bucks for bird poop facial…
Seeing people get pooped on by birds is funny as hell, period. Sometimes I think it’s a conspiracy or something, like I’m next, because I’ve seen a few too people fall victim to the embarassment of unwanted bird dookey shampoo.
I’ve also started my day feeling like somebody farted in my Folgers after seeing a pigeon shit collage [...]
GOTHAM NEWS: Little singer too ugly to perform for the Olympics….in person
Question of the day: If your kid was ugly as hell….would you tell them? And if you’re bold enough to tell them, would you tell them before or AFTER they’ve used their beautiful singing voice to record the Chinese National Anthem…or rather before or after your kid thought that she was going to sing in front of the world for the Beijing [...]
