Whenever a girl is overtly sexual or nasty at a young age, people tend to think it’s her lashing out from being molested or something close to it. I’m fareal, it’s a common story and when a guy is a huge women hating pig, people tend to think that it’s him lashing out for being heart broken by a girl at a young age….or that he got molested…
Point is, hate, whether for others or yourself, usually starts years before anybody even realized how fucked up you were/are. And now, I can now see why Bill O’ Reilly hates hip hop, rappers, and black people sooo much. It’s all because of this man right here:
FLAVA FLAAAAVVVVV!…
While making my usual stops online, I hit up ol dude illseed’s page and found out that Bill O’ Reilly’s wife, Maureen McPhilmy, use to be romantically linked aka dating aka humping aka bumping uglies and busting guts with the master of the clock, Cupid’s weedman….
FLAVA FLAAVVVV!
It makes so much sense to me now…if I was Bill O’ Reilly, the closet racist that he is…I’d be upset too if I was the recipient of Flava Flav’s left overs…I mean damn, I’m not Bill O’Reilly but if my woman was a number on Flav’s clock I’d still prolly feel a little bit weird about it…Because who knows what this cat does w/ em behind closed doors…AND cameras…
And Bill O’Reilly has to wonder for years to come…..”Are the myths true?”
A BILL O’ REILLY MOMENT:
: Is his penis really bigger than mine? Is it true that now that she’s gon black, she’ll never be back? Is this kid mine? I always thought he was a little dark…
: I HATE RAPPERS! AND BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!
{fin}
I don’t know anything about the myths being true or not but I do know one thing…Flav has like 25 children, meaning if his penis did touch your wife before you got to her Bill…then lets put it this way….the reason why your son little Darryl Jamal O’Reilly is protesting against you (when he grows up) will not be because it’s anything personal against you, it’s just in his blood…
Too bad you couldn’t get one of these girls after Flav though…
And the baddest one of em all, say what you want, but I’d wife this one right here
I know Bill O’Reilly watches the Flava of Love reruns and just can’t help but become angry…very angry…he knows his wife would be on there if only he hadn’t handcuffed her to the fridge…
It’s ok Bill, I now understand why you’re a semi-racist prick and its very understandable…so in honor of my new found understanding, I’ve done more research on you and from the grapevine I’ve got just what’ll cheer you up pal…
Ayo HOOPZ….HIT ME!
she’s thinking about it
-BATS-
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