I have now learned that if I ever find myself self on death row…
…ha
…but yah, if I ever find myself on death row, I now know the best way to possibly not be killed is by pleading that I’m too fat to die…
he doesn’t seem so fat, if he’s too fat…then this mafucka can become a serial killer and not worry about NADA
The way this story goes is this fat, raping murderer of two women, named Richard Cooey (from Ohio) has very weak veins (medically proven the last time they tried to execute his ass) . The needle wouldn’t be able to find the veins through all of his amassed flesh, and the medicine he takes for migraines,Topamax, has affected his blood to the point that he may not be able to become properly anesthetized making the pain he’d suffer through his death inhumane…excruciatingly so is how they put it…
Isn’t it nice of the government to have a heart for the killer rapist?
maybe he should run for President…we’ve had worse
Yeah, I know that one was cheap…
I guess, if the government lets it slide, then Cooey’s weight may just keep him alive to play butt tag for a few more years….at least long enough to catch a massive heart attack from the very same weight…
Irony at its best
-BATS-
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